What the f___?

So, I'm sitting here in my dead end job (obviously busy as hell) and I think to myself, what can I do that I haven't done already to seemingly find a better way to waste my time? I think to myself, all of my friends have a blog and I get to peer into small sections of their lives on a every-once-a-week-or-so basis and I'm feeling a little guilty. I have abandoned every part of my past, not intentionally mind you, but just through the humdrum of day to day life, things have just slipped away. I hear the phone ring, I ignore it. Not because I want to necessarily, but because if I have to talk to one more crazy idiot who "knows" that they are more "right" than I am, I may have to purchase a gun.
So anyway, I feel like I'm just taking and I'm doing no givin'. So, the daily rants of an insane office drone are headed your way. Feel free to take a look at my complete disheveled boredom as I attempt to make your life feel a little bit better when you take a look at mine.

So if I can't talk to you all the time, you'll at least get a better feel for what is clogging up my brain.

Peace and Chicken Grease
Ames

Yeah, it's that good!

Is it a dream???