Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Well isn't that special?

Does it seem like you get way more junk email these days than you used to? I mean, what the hell do I need with Viagra and Cialis??? And no, I don't think my penis needs to be any longer or thicker... Fortunately the emails that had cartoon porn have stopped coming in, but that doesn't mean that I really wanted new opportunities to buy a Rolex. I receive no less that 65 of these crap emails a day. I have created all kinds of rules in my Outlook and have turned on every filter that I can find on my POP account to no avail. And then, when I try to spam these people back, their email addresses are not valid. This can't be fair and I really can not imagine that these people are actually selling ANYTHING. I propose that we find a way to wage war on these parasites on society (although I'm sure that they are all coming from one big ol' nerd who wrote a program in his freshman year of college 5 years ago and he just really learned how to use it). Let's call it a Holy War... maybe then we could get the government involved...

Whatever it takes!
(That would be our battle cry)

Car Tires and Chicken Wire
Harris


P.S. I just got this great tip on low mortgage rates... email me and I'll tell you all about it.

1 comment:

shethunkdat said...

OK, Harris, that's some funny stuff. Now, add some links.