Sunday, February 22, 2009

So, somewhere between 6pm and now...

I got drunk... i never intended to, nor did i really want to, but i started talking to this store owner (State Beauty Supply) and he was a little (ok, like super) weird and well, the beers just started flowing... I usually pride myself on being the 'responsible' one and the one who does not let the situation get completely out of control, but, tonight... at the very least... i am drunk and i don't give a fuck. Me and Pat (a sales consultant) went outside to smoke and, dear lord thank god i was not inside, but someone pulled the fire alarm or set off the smoke detector in their room and everyone was coerced outside and most everyone went into the tent where all the smokers were. Let me tell you that there is nothing more annoying than a bunch of non-smokers in a confined, covered space that is intended for no one else but smokers... picture it in your mind... someone walking in and taking a breath and making that face... you know the one... where their eyes squint and they perse their eyes and lips and indicate to you that they are soon going to die because they have inhaled about a cubic milliliter of smoke.... yeah, that one... it is awful... for me, not them... anyway, you try to be nice and unzip a side of the tent so that the airflow will be a little more significant than static and they still are not happy... "Bitch, get out" that's all i have to say... yeah, i should go to bed now.

peace and chicken grease
a

2 comments:

Ms. Thomas said...

Bloody mary mix, please. How many times do I HAVE TO ASK!!!???

Also, quit smoking or give up trans fats. How 'bout it???

Ames said...

ok, how about you text me your address and i'll ship you the base... you can add it to tomato juice and we'll call it a day :)

and i don't usually eat trans fats... i just like to get you all riled up about it